The Remarkable Adware Support Posse
April 102010
Yesterday I was out with my mates, and I came as close to sheer destruction and annihilation as I have ever come, so much so that I was kind of apprehensive there for a bit. I had just opened up my new laptop, and was getting ready to present my masterpiece sales presentation in preparation for a sales speech I was going to give at this immoral convention the very next day. My computer, however, was entirely frozen, as if I’d downloaded some upsetting spyware or something. In a panic, I started yelling, and all these helpful people came to see what was the matter. Some good spyware adware removal software is just what you need, said an angelic voice from just over my right shoulder. I nearly wept with joy as I discovered that would rapidly and simply work out all my problems. That was the last I ever saw of him.